This story is a tale, two years in the making,
One that indeed left this girls heart aching.
It’s that classic tale of when Harry met Sally,
Only Sally had to return home to a far away valley.
It began two years back, a hop and skip across the pond,
New country, new job, and friends of whom she grew quite fond.
There was an instant click and BFF’s they became,
Hanging out all day, every day, it was all fun and games.
Now, Sally had been warned about having a boy best friend,
And how girls usually fall in love with them in the end.
But Sally loved her independence and laughed at the thought,
After all, love was the last thing Sally planned to have sought.
Six months went by and the BFF’ness grew strong,
The thought of Harry and Sally together just seemed so wrong.
One night though, after way too many drinks,
Sally’s memory was clouded and she began to think.
It was at that moment a drunken wh**e pounced on Harry’s face,
Causing Sally to jump in and break up this unwanted embrace.
“Ohhh noesss, jealous rage” Sally thought in a panic,
If realised, this friendship could sink faster than the titanic.
Sally spent the next eight months denying how she felt,
When really the sight of Harry made her want to melt.
She was like a smitten tween, seeing Justin Bieber for the first time,
Kinda like Travis when he watched Hannah Montana sing “The Climb”.
And so that one day came, where Sally had to leave,
Saying goodbye to Harry caused Sally to severely grieve.
The days dragged on and nothing seemed to be the same,
With Harry out of the picture Sally’s life seemed kinda lame.
The feeling of emptiness and not knowing what could have been,
Was briefly interrupted with the derailing of Charlie Sheen.
Until one day curiosity got the better of her, and Sally decided to return,
She had to go back and find out if Harry also yearned.
Nine months later, bags packed and back Sally went,
To figure out what all this confusion in her head meant.
Seeing him again, his smile, his face, his warm embrace,
Made Sally realise Harry was definitely worth the chase.
After a big night out that included way too much beer and shots,
Sally decided to tell Harry, her tummy in a million knots.
But much to her delight, Harry had felt the same as Sally,
And just like that, gone were the butterflies in her belly!
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And that, my friends, is how Harry met Sally…
True story, too ;-)
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